Something About Mostly Legal

We Beg Forgiveness

We hope you'll forgive our alacrity and our penchant for metamorphosism, which is quite likely spelled incorrectly. The thing is, this paragraph is what's known as "filler" to hold down some space on the page pending the creation of something meaningful and relevant. You'll have noticed that we're not above using the staid and well-worn "lorem ipsum" latin stuff for this purpose. We thought for this particular space, however, we'd resort to literary diarrhea in our native English, for lack of ability to compose in Japanese or Russian or Ukrainian or nearly any other language. At times, we might take a stab at Spanish, but this is not one of those times. All right, then, and we also hope you'll forgive our misuse of the language and of the words of it. Good grief, this is downright difficult, isn't it? Well, did you hear the one about the drunken professor of anthology? No, we didn't think so. When we hear it, we'll be sure to pass it on, right here on this vary page, or perhaps a different page where it would be more appropriate. Maybe we'll have a jokes page. Those in favor of a jokes page at this website should let us know. Perhaps we'll set up a poll about it.

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Confidential Material

We (meaning you and us) agree that any and all Confidential Material whatsoever that we or either of us may obtain, whether intentionally, disintentionally, or otherwise, will be kept confidential (that is to say, it won't be shared in any way) by the party who has acquired it, and that it shall be used only for purposes of deciding whether or not we like each other or whether either of us likes the other one or vice-versa, and that any and all Confidential Material of whatsoever kind and nature will not be used by either or both of us in any way that is, or could be considered in any way to be, detrimental to one or the other or, for that matter, to anybody else. It is also agreed that the Confidential Material will be kept confidential not only by the principals (that is to say, you and us) but by any and all agents, officers, directors, general partners, employees, counsel, investment bankers and other representatives and advisers, spouses, children, aunts, uncles and every other relative to the sixth degree of sanguinity. It is understood that all such agents, officers, directors, general partners, employees, counsel, investment bankers and other representatives and advisers, spouses, children, aunts, uncles and every other relative to the sixth degree of sanguinity shall treat such Confidential Information confidentially, and (2) no disclosure of such Confidential Information whether or not made in violation of this provision or not may be made to which the Company (us) has not expressly consented in writing (this last part is intentionally one-sided).

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Things We Hear Here

Although we have endeavored to include in the Confidential Material information known to us which we believe to be relevant for purposes hereof, by hanging around and reading or attempting to read anything contained herein you thereby represent and promise that you understand that we do not make any representation or warranty as to the accuracy or completeness of the Confidential Material or anything else, for that matter. You expressly agree that neither us nor our agents, officers, directors, general partners, employees, counsel, investment bankers and other representatives and advisers, spouses, children, aunts, uncles and every other relative to the sixth degree of sanguinity shall have any liability to you or any of your agents, officers, directors, general partners, employees, counsel, investment bankers and other representatives and advisers, spouses, children, aunts, uncles and every other relative to the sixth degree of sanguinity for anything that does or may in any way be said or inferred to have resulted from the use of the Confidential Material or anything else you may find or stumble across herein. It is further understood and agreed that no failure or delay by the Company (us) in exercising any right, power or privilege that we may have or be entitled to whether expressly or by inference hereunder shall operate as a waiver thereof nor shall any single or partial exercise thereof preclude any other or further exercise thereof or the exercise of any right, power or privilege whatsoever that we may claim to be entitled to or to which we may claim entitlement.

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