Our Mostly Legal Goals and Principles

We Are In Pursuit of Freedom!

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If you get our meaning!

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We Are In Pursuit of Liberty!

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Even if you don't know Latin, we bet you can read it! Go ahead, just sound out the words. Anybody who hears you will be duly impressed, especially if they're of the opposite sex. In the rare event that some pretentious clod asks you for an interpretation, just look surprised and respond with something like, "What, you didn't take Sumerian in high school?" They'll probably walk away but if they don't, then make something up. If you're too introverted to pull that off, memorize this: "It's from a treatise I read recently while researching the history of the Second Amendment, particularly, whether or not the framers of the Constitution intended for it to express an individual's right to keep guns in their basement or a State's right to keep guns in their armory." That will start such an argument that everybody will forget about translating Latin gobble-de-gook.

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We Are In Pursuit of Money!

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'Nuff said!

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